Ian Crawford

Deadly serious health and safety training — saving lives, one teaspoon at a time! “Forking good health and safety-based comedy has tears rolling down cheeks” Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford is a painstakingly prepared health and safety professional who has turned his attention to the nation’s most hazardous arena: the cutlery drawer. Expect practical demonstrations, unlikely scenarios, and a surprising amount of hilarity & nonsense! Ian serves up the essential life skills you never knew you needed — delivered with deadpan precision, a sharp edge and a gentle comedic bite. “What a delight this well-realised, obsessive character is!” British Comedy Guide (2024) "A performance to fall in love with, and laugh a lot while doing so.” YoungPerspective.net ★★★★ “A must-see for anyone with a strong sense of the ridiculous"” SGFringe.com ★★★★